Transgendered Aliens in Prison Eating Our Dogs

Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s get real. Last night’s debate between Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris was not just another political showdown; it was a glaring exhibition of the grotesque divergence between a mind mired in delusion and one anchored in reason. If you missed it, allow me to paint the picture: Trump, in […]

SCREW’s New $2 “Free Trial” — Use Promo Code: TRIAL

As always SCREW needs your support! Your subscription goes a long way to fight hunger — your hunger for something new and and our hunger for money. It helps keep our baby mamas off the stripper pole, too. So click here and use promo code TRIAL for a “free” month of SCREW for just $2! […]

The No-Bullshit Approach to Immigration Reform

Immigration reform in America is not just a political issue; it’s a human rights crisis. As someone who has spent a lifetime challenging the status quo, I’m here to tell you that our approach to immigration is as outdated as a typewriter and just as obsolete. First off, so-called “illegals.” That term is nothing more […]

Will Work For Food.

Are you ready to become the talk of the town, make headlines, or just see your name in print — literally? Welcome to SCREW Magazine, where we’ve been shaking things up for a whopping 56 years. We’re not just any magazine; we’re the ones who fought “the man” and changed the laws, and we believe […]

Trump’s Fall From the 58th Floor of Grace

In the neon-lit frenzy of the 1980s, Donald Trump stood as the quintessential embodiment of American excess. His name was a brand of its own—synonymous with towering skyscrapers, glitzy casinos, and an audacious swagger that made him the toast of the town. The man knew how to command a room of elites and dominate a […]

X Marks the Spot: Elon Musk’s Digital Dictatorship

Let’s cut through the bullshit and get to the heart of what Elon Musk is doing with X, formerly known as Twitter. What was once a digital town square where everyone’s voice had a place, no matter how offbeat or mainstream, an imperfect but vital forum for sharing news, opinions, and stories, is now his […]

Hypocrisy And The Free Speech Shit Show

In the Barnum & Bailey circus of American politics, where every side claims to be the crusader of free speech, there’s a spectacular hypocrisy unfolding. The so-called champions of liberty are busy eroding the very rights they profess to defend. It’s a slick bit of sleight-of-hand where those who tout themselves as the guardians of […]

Is Cancel Culture Killing Creativity?

Cancel culture is not just a nuisance, it’s a full-blown threat to creativity in the arts. While it’s sold to us as a way to hold people accountable, what it’s really doing is smothering the very thing that makes art worth experiencing — freedom. Art — whether it’s painted, written, spoken or performed — has […]

Taking Back Patriotism

In today’s polarized America, the symbols of patriotism — once shared with pride across the political spectrum — have become battlegrounds for ideological supremacy. The recent events at the 2024 Democratic National Convention in Chicago mark a significant moment in reclaiming these symbols. Democrats are asserting their right to the word, “patriot”, to the American […]

Belief as a Backup Plan: Faith Shouldn’t Be a Gamble

So, I’m on X (formerly known as Twitter) today and some broad drops this old chestnut: she believes in God “just in case” He’s real. In other words, she’s hedging her bets on the afterlife. She’d rather live her life believing in God and nothing happens after she dies than find out He does and […]