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Are you ready to become the talk of the town, make headlines, or just see your name in print — literally? Welcome to SCREW Magazine, where we’ve been shaking things up for a whopping 56 years. We’re not just any magazine; we’re the ones who fought “the man” and changed the laws, and we believe […]
Transgendered Aliens in Prison Eating Our Dogs
Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s get real. Last night’s debate between Donald Trump and Vice President Kamala Harris was not just another political showdown; it was a glaring exhibition of the grotesque divergence between a mind mired in delusion and one anchored in reason. If you missed it, allow me to paint the picture: Trump, in […]
Hot Chicks Who Kill: Shayna Hubers
When it comes hot women, the hottest ones are often the most batshit crazy ones. And when it comes to true crime, few cases illustrate the chasm between that and the grim reality of human violence as sharply as the saga of Shayna Hubers. This smoking hot twentysomething from Kentucky became infamous for her role […]
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As always SCREW needs your support! Your subscription goes a long way to fight hunger — your hunger for something new and and our hunger for money. It helps keep our baby mamas off the stripper pole, too. So click here and use promo code TRIAL for a “free” month of SCREW for just $2! […]
The No-Bullshit Approach to Immigration Reform
Immigration reform in America is not just a political issue; it’s a human rights crisis. As someone who has spent a lifetime challenging the status quo, I’m here to tell you that our approach to immigration is as outdated as a typewriter and just as obsolete. First off, so-called “illegals.” That term is nothing more […]
Weng Weng: The Pint-Sized Powerhouse in ‘The Impossible Kid’
“The Impossible Kid (of Kung-Fu)” is a 1982 Filipino action flick starring Weng Weng, the pint-sized dynamo with a knack for kicking ass and taking names. If you haven’t seen this gritty gem, let me paint a picture for you: it’s a riotous mash-up of action, comedy, and a fair dose of the absurd, all […]
Mazzy Star’s Dreamscape of Despair
Mazzy Star was a bit of an anomaly in the early ’90s music scene. An embodiment of moody, introspective cool, mixed with a hefty dose of dream-pop mystique, they were a sonic oasis in a desert of grunge and boy bands. They emerged from the ashes of the late ’80s, led by the sultry, haunting […]
Classic Coke vs. New Coke
Today we take a hard look at the evolution of cocaine from the 1980s to 2024. Now, this isn’t just a walk down memory lane; it’s a crucial examination of how this formerly wonderful drug has changed—and why understanding that shift is so important to today’s recreational users.